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Hi Everyone

The Iceman here.

Every once and a while something out of the ordinary comes along, something sometimes so elusive, we all want to know more about it.

Tonight we are joined and have the presence of true greatness, folks its the current and reigning CHAMPION………NAKD…..

 

…..”So nakd, glad you could join us

many sharks have been curious about the elusive current champion and wish to know more”…..

The Iceman……what state do u live in nakd ?

Nakd……I live in Littleton, Colorado

The Iceman……are u married ?

Nakd…….I am currently single. I am still recovering from a long relationship. That’s a long story. I’ll let you all know when i finish writing my autobiography and you can read about it.

The Iceman……sounds intruiging….age is a contentious issue, so ill ask how many American Presidents can you remember ?

Nakd…….i can only remember 4…but i think i’ve been alive for 5.

The Iceman…….what got you interested in PokerSharks ?

Nakd…….Blizzo introduced me to it near the end of season 1. I made it up to 102nd.

The Iceman…….Wow, you’ve come along way since then…do have blond or ginger hair, like Horatio Caine from CSI Miami ?

Nakd…… i have hair that is so dark brown and thick that i just call it black.

The Iceman…….do you work, if so for how long and what do you do ?

Nakd…….I have been managing the pizza restaurant that Blizzo owns for the last year and a half

The Iceman…….Yeah, i love Pizza………Your the current PS champion, how does that make you feel ?

Nakd…….It makes me feel all warm and tingly inside…kinda like your mother

The Iceman…….Huh..!, how do you know my Mother ?………..what sort of woman would you date, Victoria Beckham, Oprah Winfrey or Nancy Reagan ?

Nakd…….None of the above…apparently I date women with daddy issues.

The Iceman…….what sounds do u have on your ipod ?

Nakd…….I have 2k songs on my ipod. The songs range all the way from Bad Religion, to Elvis Presley, to the Clash, to Johnny Cash. I listen to a lot of different music.

The Iceman…….wow, a regular walking Jukebox Nakd, maybe you could start your own download site, in between boosting your poker skill…….what car do you drive ?

Nakd…….I have 2 cars right now. The one I drive is a 2005 nissan sentra. I also have a 2005 dodge neon. If anyone wants it, let me know.

The Iceman…….How do prefer to Woo a woman, Candlelit dinner, Ribshack, or a Park Bench and a bag of Popcorn ?

Nakd……definitely a candlelit dinner. Although I would prefer to just get naked and not mess with all that stuff. If I wanted to pay for it I would call my ex.

The Iceman…….what car do you want to drive ?

Nakd…….My dream car changes all the time. We’ll go with the one that I was planning on buying as soon as my finances are under control again. Nissan 350Z

The Iceman…….sounds like a mean machine Nakd, lets test drive one , soon……..if you had to take a punch, what would you prefer, Head , Gut or Big Toe ?

Nakd…….I’ve been working out, so I think I’ll take it to the gut. Why? You wanna fight Icy?

The Iceman…….noway Nakd, apologies if i seemed too forward…….What comment do you have on the current USA election campaign

Nakd…….leave this one out.

The Iceman…….sure, what pets do you have ?

Nakd…….None right now ?

The Iceman…….Are you related to any of these famous Americans………..George Washington, Geronimo or Bruce Springsteen ?

Nakd…….No…that’s kind of a weird one there buddy

The Iceman…….have you ever seen a Space Shuttle Launch ?

Nakd…….just on tv

The Iceman…….PS is now embedded in your blood, do you think this is a good gene to pass on

Nakd…….If it is a good gene to pass on, then I’m definitely the most eligible bachelor 

The Iceman…….Where did you last go on holiday ?

Nakd…….I visited some friends and family in California in August. I went to Alaska and took a cruise in May, and 2 weeks before that I spent a few days in Las Vegas.

The Iceman…….you covered some miles there Champ, no doubt spreading the PokerShark brand…..Do you prefer to surf, mountain climb, drink beer or play PS ?

Nakd…….Drink beer and play PS

The Iceman…….answered in true PokerShark, Champion style Nakd……American Football, Baseball, Basketball or Soccer ?

Nakd…….American football. Although I am fan of all sports. I have to go with the NFL though because I have 9 fantasy football teams and am in 2 football pools…not to mention countless betting every week.

The Iceman…….Im a Giants fan myself, got into it when Lawrence Taylor was around…..just thought you’d like to know that, Champ……Armani, Levi’s or Billabong ?

Nakd…….I guess billabong would be the closest to me on that list. Not really a brand name kinda guy. I wear what’s comfortable

The Iceman…….What periodical do you read………..Cosmo, USA Today, The special offers leaflet from Wallmart ?

Nakd…….Mostly just the sports page in the newspaper.

The Iceman…….Given the choice would you rather go to.New England in The Fall, Yosemite in Winter or To Daytona Bike Week ?

Nakd…….None of those sound like fun to me. I either need the beach, or a blackjack table, or a dozen women and a bottle of rum.

The Iceman…….That be Daytona then, i was there in ’94 and it was great…….Do you understand the humour of Benny Hill, Nakd ?

Nakd…….i don’t think i know who that is.

The Iceman…….In 1 sentence, sum up your impression of the British

Nakd……. I never really thought about that before. We are all just people. I never made any generalizations.

The Iceman…….thats quite profound Champ, i like your style……Who do you think will win this season’s PS ?

Nakd……It’s between Blizzo and myself, but I think he has me this season despite the $50 bet we have.

The Iceman…….Nakd, thanks for joining us………

Well thats it for this week folks, see you out there

The Iceman